Comedy Monologues

38 free comedy pieces, ready for auditions, class and rehearsal.

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38 monologues

The Last Slice

You always do this, you know.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Siblings, Teenager

Length 1 Minute

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The Unfollow Button

I swear, one day you’re best friends, and the next, you’re just… unfollowed.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection

Length 1 Minute

Gender Female

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The Ultimate Bad Luck Magnet

So, I guess I’m a magnet for bad luck or something.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Misfortune

Length 1 Minute

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The Best Kept Secret

Okay, I have to tell you something, but you can’t tell anyone, like, ever.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Secrets, Teenager

Length 1 Minute

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The Captain of Nothing

I thought being team captain would mean something, you know?

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection

Length 1 Minute

Gender Male

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The Last Piece of Cake

I swear, it’s like they all conspired against me.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection

Length 1 Minute

Gender Female

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The Worst Day Ever

You won’t believe the kind of day I’ve had.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Misfortune

Length 1 Minute

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The Home Office Battle

You know, I never thought I’d be fighting for territory in my own house.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection

Length 2 Minutes

Gender Male

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The Fine Art of Being Overlooked

It’s funny how people think rejection is some sort of tragedy, like the universe is conspiring against them.

Themes Comedy, Contemporary, Power, Reality, Rejection

Length 1 Minute

Gender Female

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The Perks of Being a Widow

You never realize how much a person takes up space in your life until they’re gone.

Themes Change, Comedy, Contemporary, Death, Love

Length 1 Minute

Gender Female

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